Voici le contenu d'un poster que j'ai acheté.
TAOISM : "If you understand shit, it isn't shit."
HINDUISM : "This shit happened before."
CONFUCIANISM : "Confucious say shit happens."
BUDDHISM : "Shit will happen to you again."
ZEN : "What is the sound of shit happening?"
ISLAM : "If shit happens it is the will of Allah."
SIKHISM : "Leave our shit alone."
JEHOVA'S WITNESS : "Knock! Knock! Shit happens."
ATHEISM : "I don't believe this shit."
AGNOSTICISM : "Can you prove that shit happens?"
CATHOLICISM : "It shit happens, you deserve it."
PROTESTANTISM : "Shit happens, amen to that."
JUDAISM : "Why does shit always happen to us?"
ORTHODOX JUDAISM : "So shit happens, already."
TELEVANGELISM : "Send money or shit will happen to you."
RASTAFARIANISM : "Let's smoke this shit."
HARE KRISHNA : "Shit happens rama rama."
NATION OF ISLAM : "Don't take no shit."
NEW AGE : "Visualize shit happening."
SHINTOISM : "You inherit the shit of your ancestors."
HEDOISM : "I love it when shit happens."
SATANISM : ".sneppaH tihS"
CAPITALISM : "This is MY shit."
FEMINISM : "Men are shit."
EXISTENTIALISM : "What is shit, anyway?"
SCIENTOLOGY : "If shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137."
MORMONISM : "Excrement happens (don't say shit)."
BAPTISM : "We'll wash the shit right off you."
MYSTICISM : "This is really weird shit."
VOODOO : "Shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen."
WICCA : "You can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times."
DISNEYISM : "Bad shit doesn't happen here."
COMMUNISM : "Let's share the shit."
MARXISM : "You have nothing to lose but your shit."
CONSPIRACY THEORISM : "THEY shit on us!"
PSYCHO-ANALYSIS : "Tell me about your shit."
DARWINISM : "Survival of the shittiest."
AMISH : "Modern shit is useless."
SUICIDAL : "I've had enough of this shit."
OPTIMISM : "Shit won't happen to me."
TREKISM : "To boldly shit where no-one has shit before."
SHAKESPEAREAN : "To shit or not to shit, that is the question."
DESCARTES : "I shit therefore I am."
FREUD : "Shit is a phallic symbol."
LAWYERS : "For enough money, I can get you out of shit."
ACUPUNCTURIST : "Hold still or this will hurt like shit."
DOG : "I just shit in your shoe."
CAT : "Dogs are shit."
MOUSE : "Oh shit! A cat!"
POLITICALLY CORRECT : "Internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output happens."
EINSTEIN : "Shit is relative."
FAMILY GATHERING : "Relatives are shit."
MATERIALISM : "Whoever dies with the most shit, wins."
VEGETARIANISM : "If it happens to shit, don't eat it."
FATALISM : "Oh shit, it's going to happen."
ENVIRONNEMENTALISM : "Shit is biodegradable."
AMERICANISM : "Who gives a shit?"
STATISTICIAN : "Shit is 84.7% likely to happen."
HIP-HOP : "Motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!"
TANTRISM : "Fuck this shit."
CYNISM : "We are all full of shit."
SURREALISM : "Fish happens."
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